What If Titanic sank Today?
Reaction from different countries:
U.S.A: "A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit
quiet and we will
teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find
you and destroy your
Al-Qaeda network." (president Bush..who else?)
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U.K: "I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both agreed
that the sinking of
titanic is significant proof that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this
attack, Iraq is imposing a
threat to the world and this has to be dealt with." (Prime minister Blair)
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Iraq: "not again! (President Saddam Hussain)
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Israel: " Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that
sinking of titanic is
not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a
crime..we will now impose
curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them,
destroy their homes
and refugee camps." (ariel Sharon..)
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Canada: "Titanic who????" (Canadian president)
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India: "Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai (surely Pakistan is behind it). We have
received passports of
Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for
this horrendous act
of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border." (prime
minister Vajpayee)
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Pakistan: "Can we get over with the elections first..please?" (President
Musharraf)
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UN: "**** happens right??" (sec.gen. kofi annan)
Survivors: "....uhh....HELLOOO...Is anyone listening...it was an
iceberg..hellloooooo."
